methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

protokol:

moves like jagger

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

thorazine-dreamer:

nargyle:

The life of a chronic tsunface >(

Yup. I always look fat, pissed off and/ or drunk in my photos.

caterpenis:

a rhino confessed his love for me on animal crossing and it was the greatest thing i’ve ever accomplished in life

psych-facts:

This link is a 10 question survey asking questions about your personality. It helps determine which color best matches it. I got red! Let me know what you got :)

Orange

Often the color that gets the least attention, which is usually overshadowed by the brilliance of its peers, red and yellow. It’s believed that lovers of orange are social creatures who get along with almost everyone. Orange fans hate being alone and many believe that wearing something orange, sitting in an orange room or on an orange couch will cheer you up if you’re feeling grumpy.

15.2% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF